勝手に引用
"No flowers. No candles. No long faces standing around in the rain, staring down into a hole in the ground while someone drones on about how wonderful I was. I'd rather be shuffled off. Just drop me into one of those black plastic bags and leave me by the trash can."
Quentin Crisp 1908-1999

葬式といえばこれ。わたしはこれがいい。好きすぎてずっとプロフィールに貼ってる文。